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we are all melodious
intrepid karaoke party 2008!
12.19.08 : feature!
So, 2008 may not have been the best of years. Here at the Intrepid Media Home Office (IMHO), we can relate. When polled about the last 12 months, our oldest staffers labeled it "miserable"; our junior writers called it "most heinous"; and our intern dubbed it "teh suck."

Whatcha gonna do? Bawl in your nog?

Pfft. It's KARAOKE TIME!

Nothing shakes those wistful year-end doldrums like doing shots of cranberry vodka and belting out carols into a live microphone. And since Christmas is all about sharing, we invited some less fortunate souls whose year was clearly worse than any of ours.

Then we got 'em buzzed. Then we shoved 'em on stage.

Never mind that they didn't exactly get the lyrics right; who knew some of them could actually SING?!


What Child is This?
(as sung by Miley Cyrus)

What child is this, who sprawled across
Her daddy's lap is posing
Who coyly sits for Leibovitz
Her ... 
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re: we are all melodious

Veddy veddy clever!

re: we are all melodious

Hard to imagine these without actually hearing them. Still; quite impressive.

re: we are all melodious

Extremely funny because the carols are so apt. Yay, Russ!

re: we are all melodious

Wonderful job of parody. Spot on!

re: the ubiquitous sandwich

Magnificent tribute.



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